Editor's Note: The following is a poem by pro-life advocate Tom Graffagnino in response to the uproar of the Doritos Super Bowl commercial. (The commercial is included below).
I would suggest we write to Doritos to let them know how much we love their commercial (you can be sure that the pro-aborts will be writing as well). You can send them an e-mail by using this link.
[You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried...]
Look, how DARE you show that "baby"!
Have you lost your mind, my friend?
What a tissue massive error...
You'll be sorry, for your sin!
Making babies look like babies
Is no laughing matter, dude!
Humanizing tissue masses
Is a crime....No, worse!....It's RUDE!
Look, those entities aren't "human"
(They're much more like chips or dip!)
You'll be hearing from our lawyers...
You WILL FEEL our legal whip.
You’re INDECENT!....You’re INHUMAN!
You should really be ASHAMED!…
Making profits off dead Cell-Clumps
Is a practice we disdain!
We're The Mad One's that you've heard of...
We, The Joyless, WILL BE heard!
We're The NO JOKE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!
And we WILL NOT be deterred!
You can view the commercial below
